Tuesday, 29 March 2011

I'm BaaaaaAAck!

Remember me? I know, it's shocking. I never write, I never phone, I JUST DON'T CARE about you all do I.
NO excuses, I'm a Gemini, what can I say.
Although even I was quite interested to read my last post (almost TWO years ago, she notes, crumbling with guilt) in which I mention my health issues.
The blocked sinuses and eventual chronic and maddening barking cough attached themselves to me like persistent fleas to a dog, I was diagnosed with 'adult onset allergic asthma' and prescribed a cocktail of stuff to stick up my nose and inhale. And the cough at least disappeared.
I tried to be drugfree and organic- I really did.
I've given up chocolate and red wine (my life's OVER)
The only dairy I allow myself is the occasional fat free yoghurt and blob of mozzarella cheese.

So now I'm practically living on fresh air (happily imbibed via a full face helmet - but that's another story), I've lost a stone and a half (woohoooo) and I look soooo much better - but I'm floating the national debt with my tissue buying habit.
And the cough's back.
Even my hairdresser announced that 'It was getting on his nerves'
I had to laugh
So, time to unearth the puffers and squirters once again.

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